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Tony & Debbs
July 8th 03, 09:27 AM
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.

Enjoy the following quotes----

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it
back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on
the electric fence.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

10. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin'
it back.

12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain
lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him...

The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.